“No
miracle has ever taken place under conditions which science can accept.” Renan
On occasion, the believer likes to point
toward fulfilled prophecies and/or miracles in their scriptures as evidence for
the existence of their god. To these people I have but one thing to say…C'mon!
How much of a sucker do you have to be to think that prophecies and miracles
aren't just the ravings of madmen? Okay, enough of the ad hominem attack.
Sure, prophecies have come true in the most vague senses of interpretation.
Surely miracles happen too, because really there is just no other possible
explanation for some events than divine intervention. Riiiiight. When it comes
to prophecies and miracles, theists are quite ignorant of the criteria needed
to fulfill the definition of these two divine words. And away we go…
Let's
start with prophecies. A prophecy is the description of an event that is told
will come to pass to fulfill a spiritual message. Now, what kind of criteria
must a prophecy stand up to, to prove that it's of supernatural origin and is genuine?
First, a prophecy must be clear and give sufficient detail to exclude its
fulfillment by otherwise vague events or details. In the NT, the savior's name
is Jesus; not Immanuel or Joshua or whomever, as loosely prophesied in the OT.
You can't toss around the notion that Jesus is just another name for Immanuel
or Joshua after the fact to justify a prophecy coming true. Nor can I predict,
"Something bad will happen next Monday." Given that bad things happen
everyday, and Mondays are typically the start of the work week, it wouldn't be
much of a startling prophecy.
Furthermore, common events are not subject
to being called fulfilled prophecies. Anyone can say a city, or any particular city for that matter, will be
destroyed. It's guaranteed that at some point (no matter how far into the
future) a city will no longer exist. Next, a prophecy cannot be staged or
manipulated. Did Jesus really rise from the dead (which by-the-way was never
foretold in the OT)? I seem to recall Jesus' followers not recognizing him when
he returned from the grave. Maybe he had an impersonator. Maybe he didn't die
at all, but was just wounded and then nursed back to health. I'm just
brainstorming possibilities here. Finally, a prophecy must be made in advance
of the predicted event, obviously. Sadly for the believers, no fulfilled
prophecy has ever stood up to the test of these criteria.
Miracles
pretty much suffer the same fate. What is a miracle? A miracle is the
supernatural violation of the laws of nature. Some of the previous criteria for
testing prophecies apply here. A miracle should be unique and be unable to be
staged for the amusement of those who don't know much about how the world works.
I might mention then that eyewitness accounts of miracles are not the
extraordinary evidence required to believe that a miracle has taken place.
Would you believe me if I told you I had tiny people living in my air vents and
that they every so often would attack me with laser beams? No, because such
things are not consistent with the reality we're all familiar with. Moreover,
it cannot be shown that a ‘miracle’ has violated a natural law of the universe
when not all the laws of the universe are known (or at least not known how
exactly they all work together). Reports of miracles may be chalked up to
unknown forces and have nothing to do with a god. It seems it would take a
miracle for there to actually be any miracles.
Now,
I do apologize if it appears I’m nit-picking the subject, but we must do so to
ensure we’re not being duped. It's not likely that theists can rule out
possibilities other than "God did it" in their quest to believe in
prophecies and miracles. What with the simple criteria I've advanced here, no
prophecy or miracle stands up to the test. It is exceedingly more possible that
prophesies and miracles are merely stories meant to be inspirational (though I
don’t see how) or influence the actions of the easily manipulated. [Think David
Koresh and the Branch Davidians, or Shoko Asahara and the Supreme Truth Movement,
or the Heaven’s Gate/ Halle-Bopp suicide cult, or…] Yet theists cling to these
stories as some kind of truth like naïve little children, afraid of the Big Bad
Wolf that is reality. Well, reality is not a Big Bad Wolf, it simply is what it
is. In that reality the criteria for validating prophecies and miracles are not
satisfied. Such is the legacy of theistic belief.
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