So much for taking a month off to blog about
nonsense like style and music. I think it's time to get serious about
nonsense.
I knew within moments of the Boston marathon bombing yesterday that the
event would be another fist-pumping confirmation to conspiracy theorists of
some nefarious New World Order plot to take over the world. Conspiracy
theorists would rather confirm their own biases based on information they
simply do not know than take a minute to sympathize with victims of an evil
deed. Not only are conspiracy theorists full of shit, as I wrote in a previous
blog, they're douchebags, too. I'd be sick of their nonsense if I weren't so
fascinated by their delusional beliefs.
I'm fascinated by conspiracy theorists for the
same reason I am fascinated by religious zealots; their propensity to believe
stupid shit. For example, conspiracy theorists believe that the misinformation
that is often a result of the news outlets' rush to report is in fact
intentional. What they don't understand is that news media is a business and
the agency that leads with information wins. (Take for example the 2000 US presidential
election, in which Fox News called the election for George W. Bush without
justification.)
And so conspiracy theorists like to play connect
the dots where either connections or dots do not exist. They can't tell you the
difference between a correlation and a cause. One conspiracy theorist I know
well had the nerve to speculate that recent events with North Korea, Cyprus,
the drop in value of gold and silver, and the Boston Marathon are all
connected, a plan to part American citizens at least from their God given
rights. It's all well and good to speculate, but how about proving such fucking
absurd assertions?
Nor do conspiracy loons ever search for other
possible explanations for such events. For example, what's more likely, that
the Boston Marathon was bombed by a fucking nutjob or terrorist group, or that it was the latest
chess move by some global shadow government, a government that no one has been
able to expose with hard evidence? There's hard evidence of government
corruption alright, it's just not the evidence that points to a secret
conspiracy. The fact that lobbyists from big businesses such as Monsanto wind
up with government jobs is a matter of public record. The fact that US CEO's
make approximately 285 times their average workers is something just about
everyone knows. There doesn't need to be some Illuminati plan for world
domination. The average person allows themselves to walked all over despite the
great injustices of this world.
It is my belief - as long as we're on the topic
of erroneous beliefs - that conspiracy theorists are simply upset that
they have so little control over their own lives and are looking for a
scapegoat, seeing how their shitty lives can't possibly be their own fault.
That's where conspiracy theorists referring to themselves as "truthers" really becomes laughable; they're going
to expose all the horrible truths about the world, all of them, except the
truth that where they're at in life is their own fault. (Or not; it depends if
you believe in free will.)
I also take issue with conspiracy theorists for
their cowardice. They are simply not willing to do what it takes to overthrow
the evil forces at work against them and everyone else. They could organize and
lobby their representatives en masse or take up arms against their enemy, but
they don't do that. No, they think it is enough to get their somehow reliable
information to people from safely behind their computer screens, over the
internet that the big, bad New World Order isn’t bothering to monitor.
Supposing there really were a reptilian shadow government to expose, do you
think they’d let “truthers” expose the truth on the internet? Nah, they’re
content to allow conspiracy theorists to add to all the misinformation already
out there. On a side note, conspiracy theorists, Youtube – that outlet for all
your temper tantrums and misinformation dissemination – is as much a
“Tell-A-Vision” as television you fucking dipshits.
To be fair, difficult as that may be, I’m not
going to say governments never do bad things. Yes, The US government has
committed some pretty heinous acts in the past and will likely do them again at
some point. But that particular monster is not lurking around every single corner. If that monster is,
then I say: Fucking prove it. That is, prove it in a court of law, not the
court of public opinion. I’m betting a gajillion dollars no conspiracy theorist
can do it. (Why a gajillion dollars? Because that’s how much money the
conspirators have.)
In the meantime, conspiracy nuts, here’s a
little gem from Patton Oswalt that reveals just how little the New World Order
is controlling all of us, because if they were, no one would have run to help
the victims of the bombing.
* * *
Boston. Fucking horrible.
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, "Well, I've had it with humanity."
But I was wrong. I don't know what's going to be revealed to be behind all of this mayhem. One human insect or a poisonous mass of broken sociopaths.
But here's what I DO know. If it's one person or a HUNDRED people, that number is not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population on this planet. You watch the videos of the carnage and there are people running TOWARDS the destruction to help out. (Thanks FAKE Gallery founder and owner Paul Kozlowski for pointing this out to me). This is a giant planet and we're lucky to live on it but there are prices and penalties incurred for the daily miracle of existence. One of them is, every once in awhile, the wiring of a tiny sliver of the species gets snarled and they're pointed towards darkness.
But the vast majority stands against that darkness and, like white blood cells attacking a virus, they dilute and weaken and eventually wash away the evil doers and, more importantly, the damage they wreak. This is beyond religion or creed or nation. We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, "The good outnumber you, and we always will." ~ Patton Oswald
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, "Well, I've had it with humanity."
But I was wrong. I don't know what's going to be revealed to be behind all of this mayhem. One human insect or a poisonous mass of broken sociopaths.
But here's what I DO know. If it's one person or a HUNDRED people, that number is not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population on this planet. You watch the videos of the carnage and there are people running TOWARDS the destruction to help out. (Thanks FAKE Gallery founder and owner Paul Kozlowski for pointing this out to me). This is a giant planet and we're lucky to live on it but there are prices and penalties incurred for the daily miracle of existence. One of them is, every once in awhile, the wiring of a tiny sliver of the species gets snarled and they're pointed towards darkness.
But the vast majority stands against that darkness and, like white blood cells attacking a virus, they dilute and weaken and eventually wash away the evil doers and, more importantly, the damage they wreak. This is beyond religion or creed or nation. We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, "The good outnumber you, and we always will." ~ Patton Oswald
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